Sunday, 24 May 2009

The apocalypse will soon be here!!!

The end of the world approaches with the discovery of the new Twilight film New Moon! Scheduled for 20th of November! If you don't believe it, here's proof.


With planet Earth still reeling from the horror of the first Twilight film how will it react to more bottomless plot holes, dire acting from Kristen Stewart and nauseating dialogue that would make even Hayden Christensen's toes curl? Less than 6 months to find out. That's not a good thing btw. I could quite happily wait 7 millennia. Or more. Definitely more. And how short does Bella look on this poster?

Tom

Jenny: Why the fruit cup B, lost your taste for yogurt?

3 comments:

The French Frog said...

RAPEFACEEEE.

*dies laughing*

-Kathi.

The French Frog said...

We shall lead a crusade to burn all twifail books before the invade the Universe.

Hmmm we could even add the word fail to the character names.

Failward Cullen... Kind of has a nice ring to it, imo of course.

Tom ~VDW~

The French Frog said...

failward cullen and faila swan ;)

- cat <3