Sunday, 24 May 2009

The apocalypse will soon be here!!!

The end of the world approaches with the discovery of the new Twilight film New Moon! Scheduled for 20th of November! If you don't believe it, here's proof.


With planet Earth still reeling from the horror of the first Twilight film how will it react to more bottomless plot holes, dire acting from Kristen Stewart and nauseating dialogue that would make even Hayden Christensen's toes curl? Less than 6 months to find out. That's not a good thing btw. I could quite happily wait 7 millennia. Or more. Definitely more. And how short does Bella look on this poster?

Tom

Jenny: Why the fruit cup B, lost your taste for yogurt?

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Don't miss this years must see film!

Coming soon!

The Blockbuster film of the year!

Starring proffessor Maths Person!

And the Maths 4 Real cast!

Heart renching mathematics action! - Sun

Intense Simultaneous Equations will have you glued to your seat! - Times

Unmissible - Telegraph

***** - 5 stars

TICK OR TRASH!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Because everything's French in Frenchworld!!

Eric: It reachs a high F, that never happens in opera!