Friday, 24 April 2009

Are you a sufferer of RLDD?

Since the beginning of GG Season Two, The number of patients receiving treatment for RLDD has doubled. RLDD is the world's greatest killer, claiming more victims than Malaria, AIDS and Cancer every year combined. Are you scared you might have it? You should be!!! Here's some information on it if your worried.

RLDD
(Rufus & Lily Deficiency Disorder)


The Causes

Rufus and Lily not being together.


The Symptoms

Death
Dieing
Being Dead
Dieing of Death
Characters like Aaron appearing
More Death


The Cure

Rufus and Lily getting together (now!!)

If you feel you are experiencing any of the symptoms, visit your doctor immediately!

Everything's French in Frenchworld.

Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I'm trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next 16 hours, the only thing I'm dishing is seconds. When the cat's away... the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents!



3 comments:

The French Frog said...

You forgot to mention that RLDD is actually a aide-effect of RALOD (Rufus And Lily Obsession Disorder). Just thought you should know. ;)

Lily/Kathi x

PS - I've seen Episode 14 and you will love it and hate it at the same time. There's some very good scenes involving Serena and Aaron but some incredibly BAD scenes involving Rufus and Lily.

The French Frog said...

Omg don't tell me anything!
Tom

The French Frog said...

The original post was a warning from the ODH (Obssessive Diseases Helpline) actually.
Tom