Are you a sufferer of RLDD?

Since the beginning of GG Season Two, The number of patients receiving treatment for RLDD has doubled. RLDD is the world's greatest killer, claiming more victims than Malaria, AIDS and Cancer every year combined. Are you scared you might have it? You should be!!! Here's some information on it if your worried.

RLDD
(Rufus & Lily Deficiency Disorder)


The Causes

Rufus and Lily not being together.


The Symptoms

Death
Dieing
Being Dead
Dieing of Death
Characters like Aaron appearing
More Death


The Cure

Rufus and Lily getting together (now!!)

If you feel you are experiencing any of the symptoms, visit your doctor immediately!

Everything's French in Frenchworld.

Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I'm trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next 16 hours, the only thing I'm dishing is seconds. When the cat's away... the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents!

Bart is Dead!

The 22nd of April marks an import moment in Gossip Girl history. Bart Bass is declared dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The previous week in the episode "It's a Wonderful Lie" ended on a "Bart's been in an accident" cliffhanger, and the question on everybody's lips, was is he dead? Two days ago in "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" it was confirmed!

Bart (the deceased, and soon to be forgotten!)

Does this mean a Rufus and Lily get together? So close but it was not meant to be when The Van Der Woodsen grandmother stepped in and put an end to the relationship once again! By giving Rufus a mysterious bit of information. Is it a boy or a girl? What could this mean for the Upper East Side. I don't know about you but, I must know now!!! Wednesday seems so far away :(.

Gossip Girl: This just in - we hear there's a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain blue blood. We never thought we'd say this ourselves...
Serena: There you are. What's going on?
Dan: I'll tell you what's going on. I just became your escort to the ball.
Gossip Girl: ... But our money's on Brooklyn for the win!

Tom

Lady GaGa to enter Gossip Girl!!

Using the mystical Tarot Cards of Doom and the online Genie, I have foreseen the entrance of Lady GaGa to the scandalous world of the UES.

Lady GaGa

She will bring new fashions into the world of Gossip Girl including tight leotards, ugly wigs and magical changing sunglasses. Lady GaGa will be just dancing, a heebin' and a jeebin' and bluffin' with her muffin. Here is a preview shot of filming.

What scandals will Lady GaGa bring to the series? Only time will tell.

Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!
Serena: Remember, Blair should learn to.

Quotation, deleting and fabulousnosity!

OK then I have deleted those last two posts if it has made you any happier. And may I just ask where your GG quote was at the end of your previous post Missy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A disgrace to the name of the show! Do you know without any acting talent or GCSEs in drama the only way we will get into GG is with our amazing quoting skills!! I think your slacking in quoting class in obsession school. And Bart is in an accident, fingers crossed for a Rufus & Lily future. I would feel sorry for Chuck but... I don't.

/Advert break begins

BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Advert break ends

Update: Blair needs to get together with Chuck now!!!! So do Lily and Rufus!!! And Jenny STILL has her hair! Can't wait till next episode.

Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Goodbye, sad Blair wannabe.
lol!

Tom

And Cat Daphne isn't dead. She is just almost dead.

Amateur Ramblings!

Dear Tom,,



What the hell are you doing??????????????



Amateur ramblings instantly pawn copy and pasted statements from the IMDB.



Seriously, NOBODY READS THIS THING. YOU KNOW WHO OUR FAVOURITE GOSSIP GIRL CHARACTERS ARE. YOU CAN JUST ASK US AT SCHOOL!!



'There has been an error with the video, we hope to get it up and running shortly.'



..... just no. Are you for REAL? Like, for real for real?

Consort? What, dost thou make us MINSTRELS?



We are not a professionl blogging team. We are three spazzy hormonal teenagers having a laugh on teh interwebz!!!111!!!1





LOLcat is not amused.

Lots of angsty love,
Cat and Kathi xxx

Ali Larter dead again!!!

Last Monday the Heroes episode Cold Snap brought another one of Ali Larter's characters to an end. Her first character (and the best in the show in my opinion) Niki was killed off at the end of Season 2 in an explosion when she tried to save Monica and her continuously changing accent (which seems like a waste of time considering she hasn't appeared in the show since). It was later learned that there were three identical sisters: Niki, Tracy and Barbara. When Niki died we were introduced to Tracy. I thought this one might last but it was not too be, as she froze herself in order to save Micah and was shot by the hairless hunter and shattered. 2 down 1 to go.

Ali!

How long will Barbara last? Place your bets! I'm feeling maybe a whole season!

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny in a red dress with the red hands to match. Looks like Utter Disgrace is the name on the label.

Tom

Mhmmmm.... so this is being totally hacked by Cat, teehee *evil laugh*

WHAT ABOUT DAPHNE? HELLO? SHE DIED TOO!

/end hack. (:

What's Happened to Little J?

From glamorous Queen Bee in fabulous trench coat to...

Upper East Side's greatest hair disaster yet!!!! I suppose it may be to some people's taste but personally I think it looks like it's been ravaged by a violent gang of bleach enthusiasts. And I thought she just had bad taste in men, namely the evil Asher! And the bland Nate (who really needs to get together with Vanessa)! And bad taste in friends, The psycho Agnes, who bears a striking resemblance to my favourite villain, wearer of the best sunglasses, outer of Eric and winner of the evil most manipulative bitch award Georgina!

GEORGINA! (Michelle Trachtenberg ftw)

Agnes

I swear they do! All the insane people must look the same in this show. I mean they're even wearing the same style clothing (long top, short jacket). But anyway back to missing the old Jenny! I do now believe it must be a tradition that with the end of every post must comes a unique Gossip Girl quote!

Georgina: "Well, don't looks so embarrassed, E, He is a hot piece. Well done!"
It made me lol, but I did feel sorry for Eric though.

Tom